Sunday, May 31, 2009
That is code for Ragon. It means "I touched bird poop". Nice - that is what my two year old was yelling at us during dinner tonight. She is getting so big and is such a sweet, albeit energetic, little girl. This weekend David played in a soccer tournament. Ragon and I went to see him and then we went on a date, just mommy, Ragon and Daddy. We took her to the new store on Mingo called Kupcakz. She absolutely loved it and ordered a "pretty in pink" "Coocake" as she calls it. David and I shared a carrot cake cupcake - YUMMY! Fun little afternoon treat. All weekend when David would go to a game and we didn't go, she would just ask me "I go see 'em?". It was too cute. She is really talking up a storm right now.
As for Greyson - well brother is getting big. I wish I could report a lot of developmental milestones. I mean he sits up well, transitions things from one hand to the other, and will roll back to side. But the dude HATES to be on his tummy and he will not roll over to it. He has done it on accident. But apparently figured out how to put a stop to it and hasn't gone there since! Greyson is the easiest little boy. He just hangs out. However, the boy is a squealer. To give you an idea, the other morning we were sitting out on the patio and David commented. "A neighbor is going to call the police because they think we are killing a cat." Yes, my friends, that is what it sounds like. He is eating big boy food, as the picture shows. No negative comments please - I don't care if in your family a rib is inappropriate for a seven month old, in my family - this is acceptable behavior...I mean - I do have a hold of the rib!
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Wow - third time is apparently not the charm for me. Yep - I failed that test too. Apparently I have some precancerous cells on "old girl". So - going to have a little laser surgery procedure done in a couple of weeks. I do not know what all this entails. So let me know if anyone has had this done. Doctor gave me the option to wait three months and see if it resolves itself. However, I am not apt to leave anything with the word "cancer" inside my body. So I went ahead and asked them to set up the procedure. Will let you know more when I do.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Did you watch Old School? Earmuffs is what they said to the kids so that they would not listen to the following conversation. So for those of you who can't handle the word cervix or vagina....EARMUFFS. Okay - so a couple of weeks ago I had my annual Pap. So much fun....you know the drill. The doctor tells you to scooch down....a little father .....ok... a little father. This is hard for me...Sticking my privates in someone's face, albeit my excellent physician, is just not ladylike! But I do it....Anywho - after my pap, I got the dreaded letter. My pap was abnormal, and I have to go in for further "testing". So today, again, I go in for a little "look see" on the old cervix to see what is going on with "old girl" as I lovingly call her. I was hoping that the doctor would not have to do a biopsy. But yet again, I failed the test and the doctor saw some inflammation and did a biopsy. I will get the results on Thursday. Please pray that these come back ok. It appears I might have some precancerous cells growing on my cervix. I hate the C word. For now, my doctor says don't worry. So I am not worrying. I do have an excellent physician. But at the rate I am going on this "test taking" thing, I just might not pass this test either! Anywho - I will update thursday...so what do I want? When you are praying, throw a couple up on behalf of my vagina. That was for my friend, Val. She hates the word vagina. (For those of you who are Type A, I realize my vagina is different than my cervix - I just like to make Val cringe).
Thursday, May 21, 2009
The other day (for my anniversary) my hubby and I went shopping. We decided to go and look for stuff for the new house. That is something that we can both enjoy. But my hubby had a little suprise up his sleeve. You see a while back, I had a jean problem. If you don't recall, click HERE. So my hubby takes me to one of those "young girl stores" that sells jeans. (He had previously promised to buy me some nice jeans, because my other nice jeans don't look as good as they used to, I have lost some of the ghetto in my booty!) So a young girl decides to help us pick out jeans. So I select the "big star" jeans. I really liked them. I sneak into the dressing room, trying to hide that I am the only person over 20 in the entire store and put on my jeans. I have to admit, they were pretty sassy, but in all their sassiness....they were SNUG. And when I say snug, I mean that you could see the freckles on my legs! So I go out and tell the now TWO sales people waiting on me, that I believe them to be a little snug. When yet another sales girls comes up and tells me not to worry, that these jeans stretch up a size. Now, I want to be nice, but you have to understand all the circumstances to get how odd this situation was. The third girl was what we would call a "large" girl. She informs me that all the jeans stretch a size and that hers stretch and now they fit perfectly. Obviously a look of panic set in on my face as David gives me the "the jeans you are wearing are not as tight as hers" look. (Because we have been married SIX years, I can read this look). But this girls jeans were so tight, I literally have NO IDEA how she got them. So I am sitting there looking in the mirror, thinking I look skinny, but secretly wondering if I am as insightful as Salesgirl #3 and in all reality, I am BUSTING out of the jeans and have no idea. Denial set in, I bought the jeans and wore them that night. I have decided I bought the right pair for the following reasons. One, I was able to eat dinner. Two, sitting down and standing up did not create an issue. And finally, the jeans were not so tight as to alter the way I walked. Hence, they are the PERFECT jeans.
Friday, May 15, 2009
I did this a lot last summer. So glad a woman sat down and wrote it all out. I don't know who she is but a lady named firstname.lastname@example.org made the following lists of FREE or Pretty Cheap family entertainment in the Greater Tulsa Area....So sit back...here is what she has for the WHOLE summer, it is LONG - but it is well worth the read. Also - feel free to cut and paste right off my blog so you get the whole thing....PS I don't think the links will work, so just cut and paste!
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Wanna see how cute our pics are???? Go to www.quinciecreations.com and click on the PROOFING button at the botttom....then it will ask for password - Type in FRANCY and you can watch the slideshow. Little push - Quincie is the best at family pictures - notice how she has captured Ragon's personality so well!
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Never in our 8 years have I seen my husband as embarassed as he was when I posed for this picture. The sad thing is that we are stone cold sober. Yep - maybe a glass of wine...but it isn't any excuse. These are all the prosecutors I work for posing with our badges. I thought David was going to die as he just shook his head. So - you tell me - am I a nerd? BTW - isn't Tulsa County lucky - what a bunch of hottie prosecutors!
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Okay - this is a picture of my sissy's, my grandma, my momma, my aunt, and my cousin's wife. We are all the momma's at our house this Mothers Day. Can I be honest? I picked this picture, because my arms looked the best in it...How is that for honesty?
YEAH! Do you see sister? Yep! No one is holding on to this little girl...She has learned to swim with a life jacket on...Apparently this is something you have to learn. At first she just kept ended up face down in the water...Now she can hold herself up! Yeah! Now we have to learn to do it without the life jacket! How did she get so big?
Teachable moment....the way to take a picture of 10 kids - 10 years and under is to turn on Monsters, Inc. and stand next to the TV. Not that it works perfectly...but come on....Their heads are all turned the right way!
Happy Mother's Day.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
This isn't really a face lift. I am so cheap. I will one day pay to have a cute blog....but for now, all three of my followers, you will have to live with the free downloads...but I just HAD to get rid of the CHRISTMAS background I had been using! I had family pictures done on Monday - so those should make their debut in a couple of weeks. I am sooo excited.
The other face lift ? I need one! Because - hold your breath. I am turning 35 on Thursday - please as a favor to me...pretend thursday doesn't exist! Just ignore it. Treat me as you would any other day - maybe tell me I look skinny....or young. Today in a staffing, this girl was talking about how OLD the guy was....she then said he was born in 1973. Yeah - that is a whole year before me! I about rolled under the table and quickly informed her that he was NOT old. I think she too wanted to roll under the table after I told her - he was my age. She tried to back peddle....no such luck. The damage was done!
Friday, May 1, 2009
I don't know if this is cheating...we shall see! Go to this website and vote on the notecard naming contest. I suggested "Seaside" I don't care if you like my name - just vote for it!!! HAHAHA!!! That is sooooo wrong! But I want to win something - I don't think there is a prize...but I am just competitive, and if you take a look. I am LOSING! So log on and vote for Seaside! Come on - it is two clicks. And on a side note - this girl has the GREATEST stuff! So shop around. She is in town - super fast, reasonable prices and very reliable!